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Sketchy Friends Dance Sketchy Friends Dance

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good.

I got high and watched this for like three hours. Needless to say, it was time well spent.


TheBoogley responds:

excellent, then all is going according to plan |:3


Lobstar and Giriff Lobstar and Giriff

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy shit.

I'm high as fuck right now - this movie is possibly the best thing I've ever seen at this point in my life. Like...the giraffe was totally covered by a lobster hat the whole time. And they played guitar hero. And the motorcycle was an astronaut. What the fuck? No, seriously? What the fuck?! I can't understand it right now. What was your homework assignment? What could have possibly compelled you to produce such a thing? I seriously don't understand. Good thing, tough. You, sir, rock. The end. That's the end of my review. I'm gonna go smoke another bowl. No, seriously. I'm done. Don't read any more sentences that I'm typing. I think it may be detrimental to your health. Like AIDS. Or cancer. But probably not that serious.

You know what? I'm gonna continue to write my review after I smoke another bowl. Back in a minute.

...Ok so I'm back, and I'm still impressed by your work. My grammar is starting to fail me, so please forgive me for typos. No, seriosuly. Seraoulsly. I mean it. Dude. This. Fucking. Movie. Kicks. Ass. I think that I'm going to reccomend it to all of my friends. That's about all I can type right now - shoot me an email at Alextheperson@hotmail.com if you have any more questions. Seriously. Bye! Bye now. I mean it. Goodbye. So long. See you again. Perhaps another time, Edgar? Creme de la creme edgar

No, really. Bye. Don't expect me to type any more words. I don't want to. Why are you so demanding?!?@@! I can't possibly meet these demands. Enough already!!! What are you thinking?? Ok bye. See ya, eddar. peace.


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funymony responds:

*laughs* You sir, have made my week.
Keep being awesome.


My Tear for London My Tear for London

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Well...

Now, you Londoners get a taste of what we New Yorkers felt on 9/11. I watched many British talk shows of how many of you English disrespected Tony Blair because he supports George Bush on this war on terror. Well, have you gotten a feel for why we're in this war on terror to begin with? I hope so. Remember this; no one is safe. As long as there are extremists with bombs, there is no safe place in the world to hide.

Next time, try to be a little more empathetic, won't you?


Recent Game Reviews


Doped Up: Basic Version Doped Up: Basic Version

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Holy shit.

I actually logged back in after several years just to tell you to smash your computer (preferably with your face) and never ever ever ever open up Macromedia Flash MX 2004 ever again. Not only was that the worst pile of poorly programmed actionscript jargon I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyers on, it has actually given me serious grounds for a violent suicide. This made me want to slice my jugular vein open with a plastic picnic knife. Just give up, please.



De-Animator De-Animator

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very Nice

I've just beaten my personal record - 188. Very fun and addictive game. Keep it up!



Newgrounds SIM v 1.2 Newgrounds SIM v 1.2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very Nice!

Though the music caused me to turn my speakers down after a while, this was certainly an addictive and time-killing game. Bravo!