Score: 10

"Good."

submission: Sketchy Friends Dance

date: March 16, 2009

I got high and watched this for like three hours. Needless to say, it was time well spent.

Score: 7

"hm."

submission: -The Darkness of Xmas-

date: December 24, 2008

Za vashe zdorovye. Good effort...but your english is horrifyingly awful. It reeks of a BabelFish translation. Really kinda took away from the narrative - I could hardly understand what the hell was going on. Nice work on the animation, though - certainly much better than I could pull off. Kudos.

Score: 10

"Holy shit."

submission: Lobstar and Giriff

date: November 20, 2008

I'm high as fuck right now - this movie is possibly the best thing I've ever seen at this point in my life. Like...the giraffe was totally covered by a lobster hat the whole time. And they played guitar hero. And the motorcycle was an astronaut. What the fuck? No, seriously? What the fuck?! I can't understand it right now. What was your homework assignment? What could have possibly compelled you to produce such a thing? I seriously don't understand. Good thing, tough. You, sir, rock. The end. That's the end of my review. I'm gonna go smoke another bowl. No, seriously. I'm done. Don't read any more sentences that I'm typing. I think it may be detrimental to your health. Like AIDS. Or cancer. But probably not that serious.

You know what? I'm gonna continue to write my review after I smoke another bowl. Back in a minute.

...Ok so I'm back, and I'm still impressed by your work. My grammar is starting to fail me, so please forgive me for typos. No, seriosuly. Seraoulsly. I mean it. Dude. This. Fucking. Movie. Kicks. Ass. I think that I'm going to reccomend it to all of my friends. That's about all I can type right now - shoot me an email at Alextheperson@hotmail.com if you have any more questions. Seriously. Bye! Bye now. I mean it. Goodbye. So long. See you again. Perhaps another time, Edgar? Creme de la creme edgar

No, really. Bye. Don't expect me to type any more words. I don't want to. Why are you so demanding?!?@@! I can't possibly meet these demands. Enough already!!! What are you thinking?? Ok bye. See ya, eddar. peace.

Score: 0

"Holy shit."

submission: Doped Up: Basic Version

date: August 17, 2008

I actually logged back in after several years just to tell you to smash your computer (preferably with your face) and never ever ever ever open up Macromedia Flash MX 2004 ever again. Not only was that the worst pile of poorly programmed actionscript jargon I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyers on, it has actually given me serious grounds for a violent suicide. This made me want to slice my jugular vein open with a plastic picnic knife. Just give up, please.

Score: 5

"Well..."

submission: My Tear for London

date: July 7, 2005

Now, you Londoners get a taste of what we New Yorkers felt on 9/11. I watched many British talk shows of how many of you English disrespected Tony Blair because he supports George Bush on this war on terror. Well, have you gotten a feel for why we're in this war on terror to begin with? I hope so. Remember this; no one is safe. As long as there are extremists with bombs, there is no safe place in the world to hide.

Next time, try to be a little more empathetic, won't you?

Score: 10

"Good, sir!"

submission: Star wars madness request

date: June 19, 2005

This definitely tops the other Madness-themed Star Wars schtik on the front page. Nicely done!

Score: 10

"Damn!"

submission: Dr.Worm Music Video

date: June 19, 2005

Good job, my friend! Obviously, the concept of TMBG music videos is popular (or coincidental), because I've been planning to animate several of their songs for quite some time now. But you - you beat me to the punch, you sly boots! I doubt that mine will be able to oust this, so...

Here's to raising the bar!

Score: 9

"Cool."

submission: Creation by Turtle

date: June 19, 2005

"See the turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the Earth..." blah blah, something else...so, you're a Dark Tower fan, huh? Or maybe, the concept was a coincidence. Anyway, nicely done.

Score: 10

"Nicely done!"

submission: The Maxwell Edison Story

date: June 2, 2005

Wow. Since there's never been a rendition of this particular song, I'll compare it to other flash music videos out there...hold on...there's no comparison. I really hate it when people make music videos that have nothing to do with the song. You, my friend, are a very skillful animator, and thus you skillfully made a music video that followed the song perfectly.

Score: 10

"Very Nice!"

submission: The Jedi Song

date: June 1, 2005

I liked the way that this song sticks in your head - I got more than one dirty look for singing this aloud in school today. Thanks, guys...